Thursday, December 13, 2012

The Hail Mary - Week 15

The slate of games on Sunday are so good that this is the one time as a man you reclaim your balls. You let the wife/girlfriend/spouse/mistress know that you are busy on Sunday and will be on your duff watching football from 1 PM to 11 PM. There will be six games between teams with winning records, with most of those being divisional battles. With just three weeks left in the regular season every game starts to mean a little more. Some teams are fighting for playoff berths, others for things like playoff byes and home field advantage. In my biased opinion, the game of the weekend is the San Francisco 49ers traveling to New England to take on the red hot Patriots. The 49ers defense against the Patriots offense, a clash of the titans. When the Pittsburgh Steelers at the Dallas Cowboys is probably the 6th best game on Sunday, you know you are in for a hell of a football Sunday.


Thursday, December 13

Cincinnati (7-6) at Philadelphia (4-9), Cincinnati favored by 4 1/2

The Bengals missed a huge opportunity to take control of their destiny in capturing a playoff spot when they blew a nine point lead at home to the Cowboys. With both the Ravens and Steelers losing, a Bengals win would have meant not only holding the final playoff spot but also been right there with Baltimore for the AFC North crown. They proved that while they are getting better, they still can't win the games they should win when the pressure is on. They have a chance to rectify that tonight at Philadelphia. The Eagles finally got off the schneid, shocking the Bucs and ending their eight game losing streak. Nick Foles played his best game since taking over for Michael Vick and the Eagles showed that they aren't ready to roll over and quit. Tonight, the Eagles will attempt to end their four game home losing streak and put a huge dent in the Bengals playoff hopes. They will once again be without LaSean McCoy, DeSean Jackson, and now Brent Celek. Their offensive line is also banged up and that is where the Bengals can dominate. I expect Foles to be running for his life most of the night, avoiding the pressure of Geno Atkins and Michael Johnson. The Eagles are a turnover prone team and the Bengals have the players to exploit that. They also have the offense to make some plays on the Eagles woeful defense, and after a quiet week last week, I think A.J. Green will shine.

Prediction: Cincinnati 24, Philadelphia 17 




Sunday, December 16

Jacksonville (2-11) at Miami (5-8), Miami favored by 7

This game has playoff implications in the sense that the Dolphins are still mathematically alive. They would basically have to win all of their games and then get a lot of help. Last week they finally seemed to figure out that Reggie Bush is their best option at running back and should be getting the bulk of the touches. Too little too late for the season, but if they follow that formula Sunday they should have no problem with the Jags.

Prediction: Miami 23, Jacksonville 14  

Minnesota (7-6) at St. Louis (6-6-1), St. Louis favored by 3

The loser of this game could see their playoff chances completely extinguish. The Rams have won three straight and have been winning on their backs of their young, up and coming defense. That doesn't bode well for Christian Ponder, who has played terribly since losing Percy Harvin to injury. The Vikings have also been awful on the road, with a 1-5 record. For them to have a chance it will be the same formula as every week. Adrian Peterson will have to have a monster game and Ponder will have to avoid making too many mistakes. Ponder can't seem to avoid crippling mistakes on the road, so I don't like the Vikings chances.

Prediction: St. Louis 21, Minnesota 14 

Washington (7-6) at Cleveland (5-8), Washington favored by 1

Will RG3 play or not play, that is the question. From everything I have heard this week, with him practicing and supposedly looking good, I expect Griffin to suit up and give it a go. It remains to be seen if he will make it through the entire game and how limited he will be with his injured knee. Idiots on DC sports radio keep talking about how the Redskins could be alright with a loss because the Browns are an AFC team, but that is a lie. The Skins are one back of the Giants in the NFC East and one back of the Seahawks and Bears for the Wild Card. If you are behind anyone, you can't afford any losses. The Browns are one of the hottest teams in the league, winners of three straight, although two of those wins came against putrid Oakland and Kansas City. For all the talk I have heard about Brandon Weeden playing better of late, he still has 13 TDs against 15 INTs. Even during the Browns winning streak he has just 2 TDs against 3 picks. With or without RG3, I think that Alfred Morris is the key to this game. If he keeps running like he has been, that will take a ton of pressure off the quarterback position. I think if Cousins does start we can expect Morris to get 25-30 carries, heck, even with RG3 in there, he might see that many. This will be a gritty, grind it out type of game, and with the hot streak the Skins are on, I wouldn't bet against them.

Prediction: Washington 24, Cleveland 21  

New York Giants (8-5) at Atlanta (11-2), Atlanta favored by 1

The Falcons will be looking for revenge after being embarrassed by the Giants in the playoffs last year. New York will just be looking for a win and to keep their lead in the NFC East. The Falcons were humbled last week at Carolina, and provided more fodder for the critics that doubt they are as good as their record indicates. For years, the Giants have been known as road warriors but currently have lost their last two road games. Neither teams defense is that strong, so their should be plenty of opportunities for Eli Manning and Matt Ryan. The difference will be the running game, as even if Ahmad Bradshaw doesn't play, I like the Giants rushing attack far more than the Falcons.

Prediction: New York Giants 30, Atlanta 22  

Green Bay (9-4) at Chicago (8-5), Green Bay favored by 3

The Packers can clinch the NFC North with a victory at Soldier Field. The Bears have dropped four of their last five games and the firing squad is forming around longtime coach Lovie Smith. If the Bears end up missing the playoffs, it would be the second straight season that happened after a 7-3 start. These games are always slug fests, and Aaron Rodgers and the Packers offense always has a hell of a time with the Bears defense. It will help that Brian Urlacher won't be playing and the Packers defense usually makes life for Jay Cutler. The Packers are trending upwards while the Bears are stumbling, so I expect the Packers to wrap up the North on enemy turf.

Prediction: Green Bay 27, Chicago 17  

Tampa Bay (6-7) at New Orleans (5-8), New Orleans favored by 3 1/2

Both of these teams are still mathematically alive but are both unlikely to be able to make the playoffs. Neither team's defense is particularly strong, and I think the Bucs secondary is the tonic that Drew Brees needs to get back on track after three sub par performances in a row. If Brees can avoid throwing costly interceptions, I like the Saints to win the game on the last drive. 

Prediction: New Orleans 38, Tampa Bay 35  

Denver (10-3) at Baltimore (9-4), Denver favored by 2 1/2

John Harbaugh seemed to realize that even at 9-4 his team was pretty fraudy and fired his offensive coordinator, Cam Cameron. I'm not sure replacing him with the robotic Jim Caldwell will make much of a difference. The Broncos have won eight in a row but many of those wins have come against poor teams. The Ravens aren't a great team but they are a tough team to beat in Baltimore. I will take the Broncos Super Bowl chances much more seriously if they can pull out the win at M&T. Peyton Manning has always had trouble with the Ravens defense, but this isn't the same Ravens, even if Ray Lewis returns, and Terrell Suggs ends up playing. 

Prediction: Denver 28, Baltimore 21  

Indianapolis (9-4) at Houston (11-2), Houston favored by 8 1/2

The Colts are two games back of the Texans in the South but with two of their final three games against the Texans are still very much alive. The Texans are coming off an embarrassing loss at New England. Most disconcerting the last month has been the play the Texans defense, as they have been gashed in three of their last four games. Andrew Luck continued to pile up interceptions while his team found ways to overcome those mistakes and win. Luck will definitely be good for two or three turnovers in this game, and won't be able to pull a rabbit out of his hat this time.

Prediction: Houston 34, Indianapolis 27  

Seattle (8-5) at Buffalo (5-8), in Toronto, Seattle favored by 5 1/2

The Seahawks are unstoppable at home and the schedule breaks out perfectly for them as their lone remaining road game is actually in Toronto instead of Buffalo. The Seahawks are still very much in play in the NFC West, as a win here and a 49ers loss to New England, would have Seattle playing for first place next week at home against San Francisco. The Bills had a chance to stay in the thick of the AFC playoff race, but lost late at home to St. Louis and probably sealed the fate of their coach, Chan Gailey. Seattle is clicking on both sides of the ball while the Bills can never get both sides on the same, so all signs point to Seattle winning for the fifth time in six games. 

Prediction: Seattle 26, Buffalo 20

Detroit (4-9) at Arizona (4-9), Detroit favored by 6

For as good as the 1:00 games are this week, the 4:00 games, save for Pittsburgh at Dallas are as bad.  The only thing to watch for in this game is to see what new low the Cardinals can fall to with Ryan Lindley at quarterback. I mean seriously, Donovan McNabb or Vince Young isn't better than the poo poo platter the Cardinals have been putting on the field at quarterback?

Prediction: Detroit 28, Arizona 14   

Carolina (4-9) at San Diego (5-8), San Diego favored by 3

It was so Norv like that when it is leaked that he is a goner at the end of the season, the Chargers shock the Steelers on the road in dominant fashion. Knowing Norv, the Chargers will end up finishing 8-8 and he will somehow keep his job. The Panthers won impressively at home against the Falcons, playing how myself and many others expected when we picked Carolina to make the playoffs. 

Prediction: San Diego 28, Carolina 24  

Pittsburgh (7-6) at Dallas (7-6), Pittsburgh favored by 1

This game has massive implications for both teams. Neither one can afford to lose so expect to see some heavy hitting and tough, gritty play. These two teams have met in three Super Bowls, so it is always fun when they play each other. Eight years ago was the last time Ben Roethlisberger played in Dallas and he was a rookie at the time. I remember watching him in that game and thinking that the Steelers had really found something. Two Super Bowl titles later that has proven to be true and now they need him to try to carry them into the playoffs. The Steelers stunk the bed last week, but I expect the offense to play far better this week, and Tony Romo to do Romoish things that cost Dallas.

Prediction: Pittsburgh 29, Dallas 26  

Kansas City (2-11) at Oakland (3-10), Oakland favored by 3

Blech.

Prediction: Oakland 21, Kansas City 13  

San Francisco (9-3-1) at New England (10-3), New England favored by 5 

It is downright befuddling to me how few people are giving the 49ers a chance in this game. No denying the Patriots are hot right now. They have won 7 straight and Tom Brady is having another MVP like season. But the 49ers, especially their awesome defense are no slouches. They already took down Aaron Rodgers and Drew Brees on the road, and I think they can hit the trifecta against Brady. The question mark the 49ers have is on offense, and QB Colin Kaepernick. Kap has proven to be a game manager like Alex Smith, but the difference is that Kap can break off a 50 yard run to seal a game like he did against Miami and Alex can't. If Kap plays poised like he did in the Superdome, which let's face it, is a much tougher place to play than New England, the 49ers can win on the back of their defense. It would be nice if Randy Moss can see a few balls as he returns to New England, and it will also be important to feed Frank "the tank" Gore consistently, as well as mix in the recently debuting LaMichael James. I know the 49ers have been hearing all week how little chance they have so I expect them to be amped for this game. 

Prediction: San Francisco 21, New England 20 


Monday, December 17

New York Jets (6-7) at Tennessee (4-9), Tennessee favored by 1

The Jets are still lurking for a playoff berth and the schedule lines up for them where 9-7 is entirely possible. However, with how inconsistent and bad they have been at times, 6-10 is just as likely. The Titans are terrible and have lost five of their last six games. Even with the Jets still having a sliver of hope to make the playoffs, this is an awful way to end the Monday Night football season. I expect to see lots of penalties, and generally awful football.

Prediction: Tennessee 19, New York Jets 15  

Last Week Against the Spread: 6-9-1
Overall Against the Spread: 92-109-7

Last Week Straight Up: 11-5
Overall Straight Up: 133-74-1

Thursday, December 6, 2012

The Hail Mary - Week 14

The college football regular season has ended, and with it so has Cram Session for at least the next three weeks. So for the rest of the season The Hail Mary will be posted Thursday with a preview of that night's game, and then the rest of the week's slate will be posted Friday. There is only one game this weekend between teams with winning records (Texans at Patriots), but that doesn't mean there still aren't a slew of games with playoff implications. As we head to the last quarter of the season there is still plenty that has to be resolved in the playoff picture.


Thursday, December 6

Denver (9-3) at Oakland (3-9), Denver favored by 10 1/2  

These two teams are headed in vastly different directions. The Broncos have won seven straight games and the Raiders have lost five in a row. Raiders coach Dennis Allen will be coaching with a heavy heart as his father passed away on Monday. The Broncos clinched the AFC West last week with their win over Tampa Bay and are now playing to stay in the race for home field advantage and a possible first round bye in the playoffs. The Raiders defense hasn't been able to stop anyone all season, including the Cleveland Browns last week, so expect Peyton Manning and Demaryius Thomas to have big games. The Raiders hope that the return of Darren McFadden can jump start their porous rushing attack, but McFadden wasn't doing all that much before he got hurt. All signs point to a Broncos rout, but Thursday night games can go against the norm due to the short week. I still expect Denver to win but the Raiders to keep it somewhat interesting.

Prediction: Denver 34, Oakland 24       




Sunday, December 9

St. Louis (5-6-1) at Buffalo (5-7), Buffalo favored by 3

Wins by both of these teams last weekend kept their slim playoff hopes alive. As weird as it sounds,the Rams probably wish they could play the 49ers all season long. They have given San Francisco fits and both of those games are the best they have looked all season. Jeff Fisher, while slightly overrated, is definitely a good coach, and the difference he can make with a team is already paying off. This game is pretty much a toss up so I give the edge to the Bills based on their home field advantage 

Prediction: Buffalo 24, St. Louis 20    

Dallas (6-6) at Cincinnati (7-5), Cincinnati favored by 3

The Cowboys have beaten just one team with a winning record all season, but that is good enough to have them just one game out of first place in the NFC East. The Bengals have won four straight and in a neck and neck race with the Steelers for the final playoff spot in the AFC. The Bengals haven't been all that great at home this season, losing three times, so the home field advantage is negligible. The Bengals have a tough defense against both the run and pass, so Tony Romo will find himself having to play at an upper echelon level for the Cowboys to be able to win. After a slow start to the season Bengals RB BenJarvus Green-Ellis has been running well, going over 100 yards in his last three games. With the Cowboys defense struggling as of late, it seems most of the trends point to a Bengals win. Maybe it is me holding the Bengals past failures against them, but just something about this game feels like they will lose.

Prediction: Dallas 30, Cincinnati 27          

Kansas City (2-10) at Cleveland (4-8), Cleveland favored by 5 1/2

The Chiefs dealt with unspeakable tragedy last week with the actions of their teammate Javon Belcher. They went out and played their best game of the season, defeating the Panthers. Who knows how the players and coaches will respond to playing out the string. For some of their players and coaches this game will have extra meaning. QB Brady Quinn and RB Peyton Hillis are returning to Cleveland, as is coach Romeo Crennel. The Browns have won two straight and have been showing signs of life the last few weeks. I think they will carry that momentum to their third straight victory.

Prediction: Cleveland 22, Kansas City 17     

Tennessee (4-8) at Indianapolis (8-4), Indianapolis favored by 5 1/2

Andrew Luck once again struggled through most of a game but then pulled a rabbit out of his hat at the end, absolving himself of all his mistakes. Luck is receiving a ton of praise and yes he is playing pretty well for a rookie but overall his numbers aren't all that impressive. 17 TDs against 16 INTs and a completion percentage at just 55%. Anyone seriously saying that Luck is the Rookie of the Year over RG3 must be smoking something real good. And any person seriously saying Luck deserves league MVP consideration is on a complete bender. That being said, Luck could play like Curtis Painter and the Colts would still beat the hapless Titans.

Prediction: Indianapolis 27, Tennessee 20     

Chicago (8-4) at Minnesota (6-6), Chicago favored by 3

The Vikings have lost four of their last five games following a 5-2 start and received more bad news with their second best player, WR Percy Harvin being placed on IR. Without Harvin, QB Christian Ponder has been exposed as being woefully bad at the position. Backup Joe Webb has played pretty well when given the chance, and I wish the coaching staff would give him more of a look. The Bears have lost three of their last four games and are dealing with injuries of their own. LB Brian Urlacher could be out for the rest of the regular season. The Vikings are back in the Dome, where they are 5-1 this season, and very difficult to beat. The Bears are facing three road games in their last four, so the playoffs are not assured by any means for them. If the Vikings win this game as I predict they will, it will solely be on the back of one of the best players in football, RB Adrian Peterson.

Prediction: Minnesota 24, Chicago 21

Philadelphia (3-9) at Tampa Bay (6-6), Tampa Bay favored by 7  

Andy Reid announced that even when Mike Vick is recovered, Nick Foles will remain the starter the rest of the season. I also expect the Eagles to shut down LaSean McCoy, since Bryce Brown has run so well while proving incapable of not fumbling. The Eagles are in full tank mode, and Reid is riding out the string before he is fired the day after the season ends. The Bucs have to take each week as if it is a playoff game if they want any hope of sneaking into the playoffs. Josh Freeman and Doug Martin should have field days against Philly's putrid defense.

Prediction: Tampa Bay 34, Philadelphia 28

Baltimore (9-3) at Washington (6-6), Washington favored by 2

Well things have gotten interesting in Washington. The season seemed over after they dropped to 3-6 with their dismal performance at home against Carolina. Their coach Mike Shanahan said as much. But since then, the Skins ran off three straight wins all within the division. Now people are touting them as the favorites to win the NFC East based on their remaining schedule and the tiebreaker advantages they hold. Some have even gone as far to say that this game isn't a must win, which makes zero sense to me. If they lose and the Giants win as I predict, and the Seahawks also win, then the Skins would sit two games out in both the division and playoff races with just three games to go. This is a huge game, and arguably even bigger than the Monday night win against the Giants. It concerns me that the Skins have to turn around on a short week after a highly emotional win and try to defeat Baltimore. It also concerns me that the Ravens are coming off an embarrassing home loss to the Steelers and geriatric Charlie Batch. A final concern is Cedric Griffin being suspended for the remainder of the season, taxing an already crappy secondary. What makes me feel good about this game is the Ravens defense struggles against the run, the inconsistency of Joe Flacco, and the fact that I generally think the Ravens aren't nearly as good as their record suggests. Like just about every Redskins game this will be a close one that comes down to the end, but perhaps against my better judgment I like the Skins to keep rolling.

Prediction: Washington 23, Baltimore 19

San Diego (4-8) at Pittsburgh (7-5), No Line

Chargers fans might finally get their wish as it sounds like Norv Turner is a goner after the season ends. Besides their obvious talent deficiencies and the fact that Philip Rivers downright sucks now, how can the Chargers get motivated to play for a lame duck coach? To make matters worse for them the Steelers are getting back QB Ben Roethlisberger, as they ready themselves for a playoff push, following their season saving victory at Baltimore.

Prediction: Pittsburgh 30, San Diego 20

Atlanta (11-1) at Carolina (3-9), Atlanta favored by 3 1/2

Curious line in this game, showing you just how little confidence Vegas and the general public has in the 11-1 Falcons. Regular season success doesn't mean much for Atlanta, they have had plenty of that, people need to see them win in the playoffs to be convinced. A win at Carolina will move them one step closer to clinching home field advantage for the second time in three seasons. The Panthers are just plain bad, and after two seasons the Ron Rivera tenure could be ending.

Prediction: Atlanta 28, Carolina 20

New York Jets (5-7) at Jacksonville (2-10), New York Jets favored by 2 1/2

The Jets started their own quarterback controversy last week as Rex Ryan pulled Mark Sanchez against Arizona after he threw three interceptions. With Tim Tebow inactive, third stringer Greg McElroy came in and led the Jets on a game winning touchdown drive. Rex though, showed his undying loyalty to Sanchez and named him the starter for the trip to Jacksonville. People want to blame the Tebow signing for Sanchez's struggles but the real root of it is that Sanchez was never that good. He looked better than he was his first two years due to an outstanding running game and defense. Now those facets of the team are mediocre at best and Sanchez has proven he can't carry the team. I like the Jags to pull off the "upset" as they have shown some signs of life the last month with Chad Henne under center.

Prediction: Jacksonville 17, New York Jets 14


Miami (5-7) at San Francisco (8-3-1), San Francisco favored by 10

Incredibly frustrating defeat for the 49ers last week at St. Louis. This team has done that a few times this season. They can look incredibly dominating and like the best team in football some weeks, and then they lay an egg. QB Colin Kaepernick looked uneven and was responsible for almost of the Rams points with his safety and his terrible pitch to Ted Ginn that the Rams turned into a touchdown. I do agree with keeping him as the starter but would feel much better about it if he plays well against Miami. Under Harbaugh the last two seasons the 49ers have always played very well after a loss, so that is what I am counting on in this game. It also helps that Dolphins QB Ryan Tannehill isn't good and should have tons of problems with the Niners defense. The Niners must win this game because the next two weeks sees them traveling to New England and Seattle.

Prediction: San Francisco 24, Miami 10

New Orleans (5-7) at New York Giants (7-5), New York Giants favored by 5

Some people thought the Giants might be writing a different late season script after their dominating home win against the Packers, but then they lost to the Redskins, their third loss in their last four games. Now they find themselves in a dogfight and hosting a Saints team that has to win its last four games to even enter the playoff discussion. Drew Brees not only pretty much killed his team's playoff hopes with his 5 INT performance last week against Atlanta, he destroyed my fantasy team. Hopefully he knows that and is motivated to return to form this weekend. Eli Manning has been uneven this season, and while the Saints defense has looked improved recently, they still are bad enough where Manning should find some success against them. If he doesn't, then Ahmad Bradshaw definitely should, as the Saints made Michael Turner look revitalized last weekend. This should be a really fun game to watch.

Prediction: New York Giants 32, New Orleans 28

Arizona (4-8) at Seattle (7-5), Seattle favored by 10 1/2

The Cardinals have John Skelton back at quarterback which is good news. Sure Skelton sucks but sucks isn't enough to describe how bad Ryan Lindley is. Ken Whisenhunt has been unable to find a quarterback since Kurt Warner retired and it will likely cost him his job. The Seahawks finally got a signature road win at Chicago last week, and Russell Wilson has been playing Pro Bowl level football recently. The Seahawks are seemingly unbeatable at home this season, so expect the Cardinals to drop their ninth straight game.

Prediction: Seattle 35, Arizona 20

Detroit (4-8) at Green Bay (8-4), Green Bay favored by 7

NBC has done a terrible job with the Sunday night schedule the last few weeks. For whatever reason they didn't flex out last week's Eagles/Cowboys game and now this week's Lions/Packers game. The Lions haven't won at Lambeau since Dinosaurs was on TV. Hence, they have no chance in hell of winning Sunday, making this a boring game. They seemed to have returned to being themselves after last season's aberration, as they keep finding new and ridiculous ways to lose each week. The Packers are in a fight with the Bears for the NFC North and if things swing the way I think they will, they will be all alone in first place at the end of the night, heading into next week's huge showdown with the Bears at Soldier Field.

Prediction: Green Bay 38, Detroit 24       


Monday, December 10

Houston (11-1) at New England (9-3), New England favored by 3 1/2

Monday Night football has been getting the good games the last few weeks, while Sunday Night Football has had the scraps. This is the last good Monday night game of the season, as next week is a game no one will want to watch between the Titans and Jets. The Texans can inch even closer to securing home field advantage and potentially clinch the AFC South with a win. People aren't as doubting about the Texans as they are the Falcons, but many need to seem them beat a team like New England on the road to be truly convinced that they have arrived. Both defenses struggle against the pass so Tom Brady, Wes Welker and Matt Schaub, Andre Johnson could have big games. The Texans defense looked more like themselves last week against Tennessee but will have to play even better to slow down the Patriots potent offense. I think this game will showcase a good mix of well played offense and defense and come down to the wire, with the Patriots doing something Tom Brady hasn't always been good at, pulling out the win.

Prediction: New England 24, Houston 21

Last Week Against the Spread: 5-10-1
Overall Against the Spread: 86-100-6 (just a terrible year)

Last Week Straight Up: 8-8
Overall Straight Up: 122-69-1